Half of that goes to the bank for your college fund!” more

When does a 500th anniversary require an asterisk? more

In recent days, the hormonal distribution in my household has become slightly more balanced as two of my three teenage daughters and several lines of credit are now off attending college. This means that when I’m at home, I only receive the contemptuous side-eye from my wife, my youngest daughter, two female dogs and a female cat anytime I produce even the most innocent of bodily noises. more

I trekked to St. Germaine School every morning in my sturdy Buster Brown shoes. more

A long time ago I watched a documentary about poet Emily Dickinson’s life and writings. more

Anxious parents are no longer allowing their kids to go to slumber parties,” announced a blurb in the August 16 “New York Post.” more

East Texas is hot, and not in the way you compliment your wife when she’s mad at you for performing an epic cannonball while she’s lounging by the pool with her laptop. more

I bought my first lottery ticket recently. It was a $20 scratch-off that paid me a $40 prize. Winning produced a nice little thrill, so I bought another $20 ticket right away. And lost. I … more

Comedian Carl Reiner was good at living well—and he lived well until the age of 98. more

According to the National Gardening Association, the number of households growing their own vegetables, fruit and other foods has tripled since 2008. more

It’s time for another installment of “Places You Should Visit While You Can Still Bend Down to Tie Your Shoes without Making Involuntary Bodily Noises!” more

My father is turning 89 this week and he’s getting especially sentimental of late. more

Here’s a trend that may not bode well for the future of our country: According to data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, only 40 percent of 16- to 19-year-olds have summer jobs—down from 75 percent of teens a generation ago. more

Trust me when I declare that I am not competing for sympathy against folks suffering from cancer, blocked arteries, diabetes or other serious ailments. more

I’m going to the drive-in this weekend – for the first time in 42 years. more

There have been countless jokes, comedy routines and humorous articles written about colonoscopies, but I’m a firm believer that, like Mexican food restaurants, there can never be too many.. more

I sure could use a vacation about now—but I have no plans to take one this summer. more

Believe it or not, my wife and I haven’t attended a concert in nearly 25 years. more

It’s time for another installment of “Places you should visit before your loved ones start picking out your burial underwear!” more

The front page of the July 8, 1947 “Roswell (New Mexico) Daily Record” seized the American imagination with the headline “RAAF (Roswell Army Air Field) Captures Flying Saucer.” more